To all the people in 2015-2016 that said “Don’t try to scare us with the supreme court” go and fuck yourself. 

Mine is going to be red, like the blood of my enemies 

Only if one of the robots is made to just rub tummies all day 

I think everyone saw the Lexus Predator grille and said “how can I do this but worse?”

That’s all we’ve ever asked for honestly. 

It’s copyright now

The kids can figure it out, however Kinja as usual will fail for some reason and it won’t work for them. 

I didn’t get it either, I think SNL is probably one of the least funny shows I’ve ever seen at least recently. Probably a “safe” choice 

Also next level genius moves from law enforcement that didn’t keep an eye on him and now are going “whoops he’s gone!”

Not everyone with OCD has a strong aversion to germs, that’s mostly a lousy stereotype. But that also goes for a need to have things organized, so..

Hey sometimes it’s really hard too, especially when they’re drunk

I used the ejection button (yes all my cars have this) and I escaped the crash safely.

They always say this, it’s almost like it’s total BS or something. These people are hopeless. 

I want to buy a Polestar but can’t afford it :( 

I will only ride a turtle on my commute, rain or shine. 

Better make it 3, he needs his Happy Meal on the way home. 

All the plastic in her body has finally gotten to her brain

If it was an accident why wouldn’t he just tell park rangers or her parents, etc?

How does one even get away with a urinal? lol 

People will never learn lmao