When do we deploy the moose fighters?

Yes please. 

Finally all those weird marsupials can return to their home planet 

I think that’s asking too much of us. 

We’ll throw him into Boston Harbor for old time’s sake

My entire childhood of performing on stage prepared me for this. 

Phew I thought Australia was going to try to invade us lmao 

I watched it at home on HBO and had to use subtitles because I couldn’t understand anything. I also have a surround sound system so maybe that’s why 

In the attire he’s wearing in the header image I get strong Charlie Kelly Oil Tycoon vibes 

Problem is Bezos would probably want a new stadium which the people of Denver will definitely not want to pay for so he’d probably move it out to Commerce City lol 

I’m going to fine him $200,000 for making me look at his doughy ass face

This route is only possible if you either don’t work or have a job that allows you to stare at your phone all day, trust me I’ve been trying this method for 10 months 

Barely, even the scalpers are low on stock in my area. 

You might have to be in the Sony waiting room for 45 minutes instead of an hour just for it to be out of stock now.

I don’t even recall when I last saw this marvelous gif and I remember loving it, thank you for bringing it back into my life. 

Samir’s co-driver definitely did not have a good time

It made me cringe so bad I debated even commenting at all but decided to when others starting complaining about it 

Biden’s going out west to visit a lot of states right now, hopefully it’ll continue through the weekend 

It’s like they’ve gone full Twitter Grifter 

Yep I’m getting there myself, they’re just slacktivists like the people you see on Twitter that do nothing but whine and whine and whine. Tired of it.