Ascension Remaster

I’ve always wanted to “part the seas” like Bruce Almighty myself 

They would just be fighting the dollar store versions of the Greek Pantheon 

Honestly I’ve seen a lot of acceptance of big fat Thor, more so than the opposite. I’ve seen people calling him the next Bobby B lmao 

I guess that’s a bad thing now??

Agreed, I only like on s’mores mainly because it’s cheap and that’s about it.

How about Abbott and Cruz and so on too?

I prefer selfish garbage people, but that’s just the PG version 

I thought it looked like a potato that was sprouting lol 

After watching Mac Jones play yesterday I can see why they let Cam go.

He looks like he was left at that same Arby’s as a kid and just stayed there, dwelling in the shadows 

This is just going to end up blasting birds or people isn’t it?

These tires are removable! It’s incredible!

I didn’t realize a furry little sewer creature was the same thing as a melting swamp monster

A casual reminder that we have labels warning people to not ingest bleach. People are dumb

If he did the people of NY would boo him to the gates of hell 

He needs to buy a cowboy hat first and make sure he gets a cheeseburger at McDonald’s afterwards 

Sometimes, they’ve been left in the middle of the street while it’s dark out before. 

I was gonna say, got lots of dead deer and raccoons in my neck of the woods 

Could probably just merge Delaware with another state. Maryland? Jersey? Take your pick.