My parents tried real hard to stop me from doing dumb teenage things but I didn’t care and did it anyway. Do kids not do that anymore?

I’m sorry, the only person we’ve got working on that is Daryl and he’s nailed a nail to his forehead with a hammer. 

Nowhere to park either 

I only want the finest smelling markers

Less incentive I would think. Plus Nestle needs that water, not us. 

They’re going 65 mph but the driver is making enough “vroom vroom” noises that it makes it feel like they’re going 137 mph 

Naw ask the east coast for some, we need to keep the little we got in CO haha 

If you’ve got the time I highly recommend the Buena Vista area, the drive into that town is incredible.

*Sigh* We’re so screwed 

That’s one of my dogs’ nicknames, so expect a little shih tzu with a bum leg pulling a tiny sled to be your ride 

Nope, can’t keep an eye on Russia from there. 

She would be a step up from Mrs. Potato Head (MTG) I guess.

They’re all garbage lmao 

Mechanic without tools 

I’m pretty sure initially it was already supposed to be out by now, if not soon. 

Its like one of the Little Bits after getting run over by a steam roller

Kind of wish parallel universes were a proven thing, they could just go live in one of the alternate realities where this stuff is acceptable.

Ooo selfish drivers lol 

I’ve grown so tired of articles just catering to these crybabies. Like I see local news just whinging and trying to pull at our heartstrings. Where is their sympathy for others?! They have none, they only care for themselves. 

I’m shocked that you think being fired is the same thing as murder. No hyperbole detected, no sir!