Another cereal that I think has changed for the worse, I’m referring from the 1990s since I wasn’t alive in the 80s. Cookie Crisp. It used to taste well like cookies, now it tastes like cardboard 

Definitely needs to be before sundown on Friday, unless he’s the kind of Rabbi that doesn’t strictly adhere to the Sabbath 

I like those cute little angry eyes it has 

I mean there is a 3rd option: moving away to a deserted island, away from any other human contact and living there til the end of your days 

Naw you wouldn’t, because when winter rolls around and the temp goes below zero you’d freeze to death in Texas. Well maybe not you since you’re Canadian and used to it, but others around you would. 

There’s that freedom I hear all about 

Let’s just go with potassium instead, yay!

I wonder how many were multiple consoles in the same household? I can’t deny that it annoys me greatly when people are like “I need one for me, one for my dad, one for my little bro and one for my dog” 

You forgot to ask if smoking is allowed. and if they say no just light up anyway lol 

I’m pretty sure he just bought out paypal lmao 

I’m laughing like a hyena because I’m imagining them taking that thing into a major shipping lane.

Everyone knows the guy with the tugboat is king 

Oof is that on a rock? Not cool. 

As a former basketball player I cannot condone that form lol

No waterbed? for shame!

I’m sure we will be, would have to do something about those Texans invading constantly though 

Meanwhile you just sit on the sidelines doing nothing but trying to dunk on everyone else. Such a lazy position to be in.

I honestly want more of that. Bring in ALL the tubas. In fact bring in the all the loudest instruments we have

“Mommmm they used free speech against me! not fair!”

I agree with your take on the whole “those who died must be weak” thing