I liked Split but really didn’t like Glass for reasons a million other people have expressed. Though it’s not on the shit tier level like the Happening and Avatar for me. 

It looks like a 4runner that melted in the sun 

No. My parents have always been pretty indifferent towards cars and this resulted in them having some pretty mediocre cars over the years. When I met my SO is when I started getting into cars. All the men in his family including him work on cars for a living. 

Well that’s it, we’re all going to hell 

Sometimes they’ll try to redeem one of them in an episode and then pull the rug out haha

Hey they did that Black Mirror Bandersnatch game. It was pretty cool to karate chop the dad 

Did you check to see if there were some Spaniel hairs on the seat?

maybe Danny McBride? Definitely Danny McBride. Show some respect. 

Didn’t something similar just happen in NYC? I think people were mostly worried about those mutant rats they got in their subway tunnels. 

I’d like to bring forward a criminal referral to the DOJ for Rand Paul for making us all lose precious brain cells. 

Had an issue with them not having my eye correction on file and otherwise they required having an optometrist exam for online renewal and I didn’t have that info. Didn’t want to lie on the forms. It wasn’t a big deal, was in and out in 15 mins 

So we just going to have a bunch of empty Amazon boxes floating around the earth then?

Every time I use a crosswalk the hands of Satan erupt from the ground and try to snatch me.

People who swing super wide to just make a basic turn in a car is infuriating. There’s literally zero benefit in doing this unless you’re in a semi truck

Yesterday I had to run out to the DMV to renew my license and it was across town so I had an interesting drive home. There was a massive accident in this area where people often just turn without looking, so I had to take a side road. Guess what, there was a giant accident blocking an intersection there too! Oh joy. I…

Oh I always look both ways before going because of this. Denver drivers have always been crap at stopping for red lights. 

He looks like every other guy in Nebraska 

That’s a very optimistic observation 

These people acting like a Tesla is a Rolls 

“Do no harm”