To be fair social media made her about 100x worse in this regard 

Look who’s mom isn’t a blabber mouth 

In a couple states maybe 

You do realize there’s a lot worse things in space than a volcano that erupts every 600,000 years? (I changed the number of years to be more accurate)

Deja vu

I am completely baffled why a slideshow was needed here. It’s just sad at this point guys 

Pretty much the only shoes I can find that fit my large clown feet well. Everything else is a joke 

It’s been doing this to me for the past month

Hahah omg I have to see this. 

It just did this to me the other day, was trying to get to the library in town and didn’t know how to get there initially. Instead of just taking me there directly it took me through like 3 neighborhoods lmao 

Because ‘Murica 

Their trucks are pretty popular where I live, I guess you could say some of their SUV’s too. Don’t really see them frothing from the mouth about how great their vehicles are though. 

Kirkland brand gasoline is also okay 

Hey um maybe they can dream that we’ll go to Mars in 50+ years, because it’s hostile to humans but we’ll pretend like it’s safe to go now. 

A guy barely going into space is historic? lmao 

I saw a newer Silverado yesterday and it was somehow worse in person. It looks like they hit copy and paste a few too many times 

Can someone please tell all the truck manufacturers that we don’t like to look at gaping maws for grills. 

Dear FCC, Dave Chappelle is mean and smokes, please just cancel him for me thanks. 

I think there must be some kind of guidebook that says to do this, maybe it’s called “How to be a disingenuous douche 101"

I find more joy in the imagery of sling-shotting him into the sun