Elderly people who aren’t well versed in technology 

So nice of that hurricane to be mindful of Cuba 

Can’t wait to see what happens to these tunnels when one of their infamous sink holes appear..

That’s what I meant, with people onboard of course. The moon was difficult for a reason lmao 

Maybe they want you to only go vertically? Clearly the roads there are impassible on the ground. 

He’s also in for a rude awakening when he realizes that flying to Mars is hard

Idk why people can’t just keep their hands to themselves. Like we should have all known that and abided by it by the age of the girl in question. 

They look like lost Best Buy employees

Next you know they’ll show their sinful ankles! 

I thought it cut off your arms and replaced them with some weird triangle thingies. I guess your assumption was better than mine!

I really really would like to try one out or possibly own one but I just don’t think it’s in our budget. :/ 

Never, but my mother had a Ford Pinto when they were in that special fireball phase. 

There’s nothing nuanced about going “stop paying attention to this because this other stuff happens” it’s just lazy. 

Bro, deflecting is so weak 

Can’t stand the ketchup and mustard color combo, sorry :( 

“What are you going to do, arrest me?” 

Double dipping with the salsa purge 

Running near the pool purge

I’ve lived in a state that pretty much has always banned the fun fireworks and yet they’re still sold on street corners out of tents, or people will go as far as driving out of state to get them. Sadly I don’t see this being any different on the west coast.

I was gonna say I’d find it hard to believe that Tony was only 3 years older than Chrissy