Yep I hate them, I live in a hail prone area and I definitely wouldn’t trust it to hold up 

Looks like my FIL’s garage, only has way more tires and other car parts 

So wait, you have to be 19 in Nebraska until parental permission is gone? Nanny state much?

Literally everything they do is for outrage and panic. No wonder righties are so damn on edge

My bet is zero 

I’ve only seen “Duane” in regards to Duane Reade lol

I think they must be deer men in a human suit at this point. so skittish 

Have you thought that maybe just maybe people don’t want to work in the service industry anymore? Is it possible at all in your mind that a bunch of people aren’t just sitting at home and decided instead to work office jobs instead of at a Wendy’s?

I love how their personal choice matters, but they also take away everyone else’s choice to not be exposed to plague rats. 

I’m jealous if they fix their roads up quickly.. where I live in CO the main road I take daily is like driving on Brian Cox’s face. 

In Colorado that would cause a huge pileup 

“When to where sunscreen” should say “when to wear sunscreen”

Take your star and get out! haha 

The greys thing is really not working right now, it still won’t let me see or really respond to people who reply to my comments if they’re in the greys. Not really fair to them is it?

Geez I would just flee. 

I found out a while ago that Colorado basically had no ticks.. until now. For a while it was pretty much just an eastern thing 

I want to sue them both for blinding me. 

I don’t even recall the last time I wore one, maybe the late 90's to early 2000's? I remember it being all the rage in the 90's, that and skorts haha.

Letting out a big fart while glaring

I like to cover myself in spiders so they eat the mosquitos before they can bite me.