I’m sorry but only the finest chainsaw can be classified as a tool.

Fleshy creatures also known as homosapiens. 

This is the content I come here for, thank you. 

“remotely based on the books” is putting it nicely, it was barely the same at all.

But... Wildcards! The 20 people that have read them would be so disappointed to not have them. 

Wow, I’m totally shocked. 

I’m disappointed it’s not just one big windshield.

I had the some jeans that had sequins on the back pocket. Was so rad 

I think “poorly dressed” would suffice here. 

Yeah I’m not gonna judge something someone said when they were 13, because I’d be a huge hypocrite. I said some really dumb crap at that age too 

Course because all the obnoxious trends from 2004 are coming back.

Hasselhoff is the one exception obviously. 

Where is the best place to take your rusty Jeep on a date? 

Who? 

Their poker games back at base get lit! 

They have one to patrol the great grass seas 

These days I mostly just have to drive around elderly family members or visitors from out of town, which I don’t mind doing at all. 

See where I live the buses don’t even come to my town, we have the stops but the buses stay away from us. So I’d have to walk (or bike) about 9 miles to the closest train station, have my bike stolen out of the locker, take an hour long ride to work, and walk about 1.5 miles to work from the station. Rinse and repeat.

Wow whatever will you do without sequin nail clippers that are on sale!

I was just thinking of the baby from American Dad lol