It looks like a bad Lexus in the front (somehow this is a bit worse imo), and something else entirely in the back, might even be a combo of vehicles. Though I can honestly say Idk what for sure. 

“Shoot guns with the King!”

They’re grotesque 

Could also be there’s people out there (like me) that don’t want a gas powered truck because they’re so inefficient fuel wise and an electric is just what we want. Could take the place of the typical truck bro 

I believe the random men in the area also preferred the puppy haha 

Setting a new fashion trend huh?

Looks fun to raft/kayak on at least. 

Yup! It’s been happening since like Friday, maybe Thursday

Google Play was 100x better for me, much easier to organize and set up my playlists

Well he is bald. Know anyone else who’s bald? That’s right, Dr. Evil. Coincidence? I think not. 

Seatbelts restrict muh freedom!

I’ve got my fingers crossed for a gator in the golf course pond 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don’t think they did it like with huge incentives, or I don’t even think it’s on Gilead’s radar 

Turn into a tree, duh 

Save yourself some money and just get a reliable weather app instead. 

Fellow Denverite? Yeah people have been driving like the roads are still empty, I normally drive on a smaller road than I-25, speed limit of 55. I basically force myself to go 65 but then everyone is whizzing past me going at least 10 mph faster than that. I feel like everyone needs to take some valium or something 

The guy who designed it just stopped drawing and walked out 

“hey we haven’t had a King Arthur or Robinhood movie in like 2 years, how about another?”

Everyone thinks of themselves as the main character of their story