And they blew up Alderaan because they were in fact the evil ones. 

That’s what I had to do at my last place, an old condo that was built in the 70s with pretty meh air conditioning and terrible insulation. Worked out pretty well. 

Hours even 

Oh man it left out the best part where he fawns over an air conditioner lol 

Lt. Dan?

You get to stand around a lot 

Call of Duty 9000: Battlefield Warfare 

And they’re going to try to hook up with their daughters friends

How nice of them to tuck them in for a nice refreshing nap 

Some things on the internet are not serious 

Now they can beat their passengers at supersonic speed, a new record! 

What if the upper deck (heh) seat breaks and that guy goes tumbling down?

This might also work on black bears because they really don’t like loud noises if I recall correctly. 

Believe it or not black bears could take on most people, grown ones that is. 

Good. I find Venus to be way more fascinating than Mars.

The workers a smoke break every 20 mins

Changing out spark plugs. I’ve known people who put it off and it just does not end well for their car.

I could totally see this working at one of those larger Florida service stations, the ones with a plaza and all. 

Honestly if they just did a bunch of IVF or had widescale surrogacy programs and offered big $$$ to said surrogates they’d probably have more success. I suspect this is just propaganda. 

That looks like something from an old sci-fi show