Two years sounds like a long time for a game like this lol 

Oh nevermind then, guess the other reply to them may have done it 

it would be better to not reply to them at all and let them waste away in the greys where they belong 

He’s a chameleon clearly  

People have always done that in Colorado, hell a month ago I saw a guy swerve into the opposing turn lane to pass cars in the middle of the road. There’s a reason I typically wait 5 seconds to go at a green light 

Nobody knows what any kind of stopping is for, red lights stop signs what have you. Everyone is going to blame Californians or Texans but this has been a huge problem here long before the influx of weary transplants. 

Leo and Max are absolutely precious 

Man I had to look awfully close to even see his eyebrows. 

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas” 

“And there will be a pizza party every Friday!”

Apparently our AG is already looking into it. 

Screw it, might just get a small chicken for my husband and I 

Unfortunately Pepperidge Farm has also ceased productions and we’ve fun out, so they do not remember.. not this time!

Also to wear diapers and be afraid of ramps 

“Some detailing” you don’t have to downplay it to make your example work. 

Tires I could see being necessary, which is not something my husband deals with. Windshields not so much...

Oh I definitely could see pet food being essential, kind of scary how many brands of food there are though. 

Also stop buying Madden games because well, duh. 

My husband’s job was deemed essential, he does windshield replacements. Kind of just dumb that any old company could declare that they’re essential and the gov is just like “okay!”

Nothing should be falling off a brand new car. I mean I guess it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for something like a Yugo when they were new, but a “luxury brand” should be better than that.