Do they put the parts together with gum? 

He’s going to be so sad when they don’t give him his juice box during time out 

Hey Canadians you want to be pyromaniacs again?

Doesn’t 50 Cent make some of the worst financial decisions ever?

One big knock I can see against is that those seats don’t look very nice for such a pricey vehicle. Do something a little more comfy GM. 

I just want one that is normal looking. I don’t want some ugly fish looking car, or some weird boxy crap. I don’t want a Prius wannabe or anything like it. A hot hatch option would be great as long as it just looks like a normal car. 

Reek Reek it rhymes with Sneak 

Make sure the shirt on underneath is an even more bold BLM shirt, bigger letters and stuff, maybe an exclamation mark or something. 

I gave you both stars which should have made the comments appear. 

I gave you both stars which should have made the comments appear. 

same cyclist then goes to a trail and tries to run over joggers and people walking their dogs 

I bet it’s less than the number of fingers on one of my hands 

As she shouldn’t

Weird, on mine Joe was the first or second. Trump was like the 5th one down and Kanye was at the very bottom 

What happens when you kill all the gods?

His ears. 

Maybe it’s been a while since he’s in so much debt?

There were 21 candidates on my state’s ballot. Including a Princess!

Bet she smells like old nacho cheese

Is there a single person in this family that just looks normal? They all look like they’re one of the following:

I know what a malt is! Because I used to go to this nifty little malt shop in the Minneapolis suburbs when I visited family in the winter time.