My grandma is probably responsible for half the shortage lol

That was one of our top priorities at our wedding was a free full bar for the guests. 

He caught it because he’s a god damn idiot, and that’s on him 

Same, except for my wedding dress. I think I lost like 20-30 lbs? I don’t remember the exact #

Let’s be honest they’re just using the cops as a prop so they could persecute POC. 

Yup my cousin’s wife did all that and she looked lovely on her wedding day 

Yeah that dog I mentioned before, Bunny, when we got her as a puppy I wasn’t working so I spent a lot of time with her pretty much 24/7. In hindsight that was a bit of a mistake. 

Find a nicer dress. 

One of mine just sounds distressed as hell, like there’s quiet little whiney sounds and full on sad howling. I always feel so guilty when I leave 

Real photo of Trump’s rally:

Yeah I’m gonna wager he weighs at least 300 if not more. Plus he also exaggerates about his height, I doubt he’s an inch over 6'0" 

I’m pretty sure he’s lying about everything, no way he’s magically better a week after testing positive. I’d buy it if he was a fit 20 something, but no not a fat old bastard 

Having Now and Later is like trying to eat bricks

Make it Riker’s, please. 

Need something in the middle there, let’s make it:

Honestly I much prefer some granola over oatmeal, get that nice crunch in the morning. Plus there’s only so many things I can have for breakfast at my desk at work. 

I’m just glad they can finally drive in something that has heating and AC and isn’t a ridiculous little death trap anymore. 

I have full confidence that the Jets will destroy him, especially if they decide to keep Adam Gase as their HC for some reason 

They should 100% lose their right to guns since they’ve shown they’re extremely irresponsible with them. Not even just that they were waving them around at random people but the fact that they had their fingers on the triggers while pointing the guns at each other. 

“How much do you want me to shave off?”