He’s going to make for a great new play thing at Riker’s 

I 100% am rooting for the virus, never liked the guy and never will. It’s basically a gigantic case of schadenfreude for me right now

Da, comrade

Scuba mask 

If I were Kamala I would show up in an astronaut suit

I wasn’t allowed to have a PS1 growing up and I played the Nsane Trilogy and this one too and I like it plenty.

Cowards can’t even stand up for their own beliefs, typical. 

I would not mind going from my standard V60 to an electric one.

Hmm yeah I’m gonna have to pass, I’ve lost enough brain cells over the years already 

Assuming that’s even him sending these Tweets, please just tape him to his hospital bed or something, and gag him. Don’t need a dumbass on roids making everything worse. 

I’ve had 4 concussions in my life, first one was when I was 16 from basketball. I had to miss about 6-8 weeks (can’t recall exactly) after that because of it and the neck injury that came with it. 

These same people have also blasted “We Will Rock You” without any sense of irony. 

I really heavily disliked the Telltale game. 

I don’t put pots, pans or my nice knives in the dishwasher but basically everything else goes in there. There are other exceptions but those are items that come with warnings to not put them in the dishwasher. 

How to find the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow.

Yeah I kind of find the 2 week max vacation time to be insulting, I mean I have British friends that get 6 weeks off a year. It’s not fair lol

He looks like he’s the product of 300 years of incest, let’s be honest

I also picture old ladies gardening with them. 

They’re just rehashing Chuck Norris jokes, lame 

Mole people me thinks