Probably, I might be the clumsiest person ever and I have super narrow feet, like AA is barely skinny enough and finding women’s dress shoes is impossible. Could also be because I’ve sprained both ankles at least 4 times, one of which was a severe sprain. 

See I like Nike because they’re one of the only shoes that are narrow enough for my skinny feet.

This is what protest voting or refusing to vote gets us. People tried to warn everyone.

I’ve seen people at the Dermatologist’s office maskless. Which drove me nuts because there were people who have cancer there. like gtfo or grow up and wear a damn mask. 

I want to go on a small trip to Moab :( 

crappy office jobs where they don’t trust their employees

I’d wager at least 70 lbs, just guessing. It could definitely be lethal depending on how it hits somebody. 

Bold of anyone to assume they even have a QC department.

I seriously don’t know how little kids are supposed to even try to play this. It’s ridiculously difficult. 

Lol what the hell

would it be possible to have settings that change that? or is that already a thing?

It would pay for the copter pilot’s pen

I just got over some nonsense with my pancreas (nothing too serious I promise), and I definitely wish that on him. It freaking hurt like hell 

I spent basically the entire weekend hitting F5 to just see what might happen. Come on universe, do it you coward. 

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I used to see this crazy DO that instantly prescribed me adderall because I was swinging my legs at the appointment and he thought I HAD to have ADHD. Guy was a lunatic. Granted that’s just one example..

Much better, bigly cleaner than that nasty coke 

I know this is a cliché response but I would find it very hard to believe that Boris freaking Johnson who is 20 years younger and quite a lot thinner and isn’t a drug fiend ended up in the ICU and Trump doesn’t. Because if he doesn’t I might just call shenanigans 

His supporters are not well in the head, they’ll accuse someone of assassinating him 

People are allowed to not like the little things oh holy gatekeeper