When I was in NYC at age 15 I had one of those guys with the bike rickshaw things yell at me and go “hey honey do you need a ride? I have a bell!” *rings bell* and in the corniest way possible I pretended like I was riding a bike and said: “So do I, ding ding!” and walked away 

Oh thank goodness for that. 

I’d prefer she just live the rest of her days in some slum tbh 

She looks like Maureen Ponderosa as a cat, only without the cat contacts.

They kinda can, I mean Dawn of the Dead (remake) did it!

For a second I was going to say “GOLDBERG!” 

people can be smart and also have zero morals. I think that about covers it. 

That’s the vast majority of us (about 85%) 

Screw that reality show that is all about this on CBS I think 

They’re scared of Philly me thinks. 

I bid you good luck, we have pistols but not a lot of ammo for them is available right now.

All these poor giant companies:

That would totally be something that Bush would do. lol 

Kinda funny since Bernie is also pale af, us Ashkenazi Jews don’t tan man 

That’s what I was as a teen, I was an “independent” voter. When I learned that the repubs didn’t care about me or anyone besides cis white rich men I decided to just go full blue. 

From one Molly to another, you’re a disgrace with this disingenuous post. Stop making us Molly’s look bad.

I saw so many people arguing that Sanders would have done better than Joe. I guess it’s possible but highly unlikely. Guy never could steer away from his stump speeches... Kind of sad how people can’t just let it go 

It’s the South Park position. Trying to remain neutral so you can still be cool, which also means having to make up crap or downplaying stuff so both sides look equal. 

Doesn’t sound like a party worth supporting if they’re unable to put in bare minimum effort. Didn’t help that Stein was an obvious Putin stooge too. 

I mean I wouldn’t have minded if he karate chopped him