No thanks.

I hate the “Don’t tell me what to do” thing. Well if you were capable of making up your mind maybe people wouldn’t.. 

and then when they get sick they’re like

I have all these dumb shits that I went to hs with that think right now is the perfect time to go on a trip to Mexico or Boston or whatever. Like wtf do you think you’re doing?! I wanna slap them. 

Can’t say I’m shocked about Tukwila screwing up lol

I have the second Mummy movie that he was mostly just a poorly done CGI creature in, does that count?

I know exactly what he looks like:

He could multiply fish, he had plenty of protein 

Plus you had to buy it so they end up benefiting from it anyway haha 

I pretty much tapped out the second I heard that Nagini was in fact a human stuck in snake form. Like no thanks, I didn’t sign up for this. 

Way to say absolutely nothing at all. 

Yes it is and it’s sad. 

I mean I have friends who are with partners that aren’t the father of their child and they both do some parenting. It shouldn’t be a lot to ask for them to step up a bit, especially if both people are working. 

No two kids are the same generally speaking, so it might be harder for her than you. Either way it’s not the Olympics so it’s moot. 

Ohh yeah I’m slow today, didn’t think of that. He’d probably look a bit more like Fat Bastard then 

I have British friends that get at least 6 weeks of vacation time a year and I am incredibly jealous of that.

Doesn’t have the waistline though lol 

Projecting more than a damn IMAX theater 

I don’t think he should get that honor at his funeral. 

Lock them up! Lock the entire family (save for the kid) up!