Jack Black’s Sac Axed Lest Rest See Yellow Testes

I’d let him teabag me.

Sure, but fancy it up with the Susan B. Anthony silver dollars to show your support for women’s rights.

You may be underestimating the value of not speaking to another human. 

Pressing a wet sani cloth against the running blade? If so, me too..

“Fluffy meat”?

I don’t know what the correct way to cleaner a slicer is but I do know that OSHA would not have approved of the way 16 year old me was taught to clean one years ago.

OMG, most of these are just horrible suggestions.

Melamine sponges clean via abrasion. Wet or dry, they clean by sanding a fine layer off of whatever you are attempting to clean. That fine layer may be dirty crud, or it could be the object you are attempting to clean.

Pictured here.

Yeah fair. Like, I love Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time to death but to someone who didn’t play them in the 90s it’s harder to recommend. The SNES games, on the other hand, are still great.

Yeah knocking a hole in the wall and installing a vent is a piece of cake, I’m sure landlords won’t mind people doing that on their own.

I’d be mocking this if I wasn’t currently embroiled in my out lawsuit against the makers of lady fingers cookies...

So, to clarify: a young actress starring in a hotly-anticipated TV series experienced as-yet-unidentified symptoms of an illness, and because she didn’t instantly know it was Covid and single-handedly halt production over it, she deserves to be put on blast?

Disney’s next CEO... Conan O’Brien!

Chapek drew a lot of criticism for his handling of Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill. He also shut down what were considered complementary services at Walt Disney World, like the Magical Express and free MagicBands. I can’t say how much of this is valid, but people associate Chapek with rising prices and declining quality…

One of them did everything at Disney that you hated, and the other did everything that you liked.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

He genuinely was an 11-year-old’s Platonic ideal of comedy.

Do I enjoy his humor now?
No.
Did I laugh my ass off as an 11 year old catching his specials on cable?  Oh my, yes.