And here I was thinking he died fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico.

I think one (1) apartment I have rented in the past 20 years has had a range hood that actually ventilated out to the outside - every other one (including the “luxury” condo I currently rent in Miami, built ~2008) has a range hood that just blows the air right back into the kitchen.

As a gay person who’s witnessing firsthand the backsliding into anti-gay laws, widespread accusations of child abuse and “grooming,” among the LGBTQ+ community by mainstream political leaders like my own governor (hello, Florida), bricks being thrown through gay club windows, and protestors with guns showing up to…

See, I’ve always thought that the problem with mezcal is the fact that it tastes like you’re licking a tire.

This reminds me of the time I brought a box of donuts for a morning meeting at my old office, and nobody touched them (OH - too much food!)... but during a break, I cut the donuts into quarters and brought them back to the meeting room and suddenly, that same group of people made all of the same donuts vanish within…

These products are designed for someone like me. I’m neither vegan nor vegetarian, but I still have concerns about both the morality (from an animal welfare perspective) and the environmental impact of factory farming practices... so while I do eat meat, I can also go for days at a time without having it even once,…

Then I would recommend you not purchase a new one.

There are numerous places along the various boardwalks in New Jersey that serve fresh-cut fries (as in, you can see them get pressed through the cutter and dropped in the oil right before your eyes) and they are delicious. I grew up eating those fries, and still have fond memories of them. I also lived in SoCal for 6…

Honestly, out of the three, and having played through all four tracks in the game — Golden Deer house was my favorite... the students are all just delightful messes and himbos, and every single one of them is ridiculously likeable. What the Golden Deer house lacks in emotionally-devastating choices, it more than makes…

I only ever write checks when I am moving into a new apartment every few years, because it’s inevitably the only way the new landlord will accept the first/last/security payments... and every time I move, it’s s struggle to find where I left my damn checkbook that’s been sitting in a drawer, unused, somewhere for ages.

Cool - in case I needed one last push over the edge these days to make me fall apart into an incoherent, blubbering mess, this looks like it would do the trick.

LOL I have tried twice in the past month to even just get a standard, rotisserie chicken “carver” sandwich (which are very good) from my local Boston Market, and both times they have said “Sorry, we’re out of sandwiches.” I haven’t been able to determine if they’re actually out of rolls? Or maybe some other less…

As a soon-to-be-40-year-old man with a good job and a committed relationship who has also played video games regularly since he was a very young child, allow me to say that my Switch and my PS4 are two of the only things that have kept me tethered to my sanity during the past 10 months.

Every quirky, adorable Pokemon gay I follow on Instagram/Twitter has been lusting after this thing since it was announced, for what it’s worth. (Quirky, adorable gay men seem to love a good ghost-type, apparently)

Not unless you and your gorgeous, monogamous wife both mutually feel as if attracting an army of horny aunts is something that might spice up the old boudoir. In that case, trap away.

Oh, Dennis wins first prize by a mile on this one.

“Nut boom.”

Minor correction: Kamala Harris is not a “former” Senator - she still serves in the Senate as of this time, and until she is sworn in as Vice President on January 20, 2021.

The best thing about fast food breakfast - in my mind - is that the prevalence of eggs as a protein source (often with an easily omittable meat of some kind) make it a great option for vegetarians, especially at chains (looking at you, McDonald’s) that have yet to embrace trendy fake meat substitutes. My partner…

I live in a swing state, too, and I’m highly enthusiastic about Biden... but I don’t have a Biden lawn sign on display, because I’m also enthusiastic about the idea of not having bricks thrown through my windows by Trump supporters. That doesn’t mean I’m not reminding all of my friends to register and vote early, and…