Does yelling “Boom!” and waggling your hips back and forth count as an explosion?

When I was growing up gender reveals didn’t involve explosions, just a trench coat and a bus stop.

You know putting Rolls grills on less expensive looking cars was a problem when I was a kid too.

“In this proposal, we replace the Spirit of Ecstasy with a likeness of Baphomet”

What? No corn milk?!?

My friends and I were totally sharing this around:

My desired level of sauciness:

Michelle Obama, has announced to the country that she is the new America’s Mom. Last night. She used her “Honey, we need to talk voice.” and then proceeded to shoot Trump into the sun and then dropped that sun into a black hole.

Does he really not understand how much we all long for a boring country after 2020? That’s not a threat. 

Personally, I would LOVE if you guys picked a boring president this time.

However, the most absurd comment from him was from a campaign event on the same day in Minnesota where one of his criticism of Joe Biden is that the news wouldn’t be that interested in him. The actual quote is

Did... you just call basic scientific discussion “weasel words”?

Question: What studies have you been reading that are ever 100% sure that they have found what they have found?

Because I will say that I’m CERTAIN that uncertain words are generally typical of most scientific and technical conversations.

For example:

If you…

Things I hope are included: Slappy Squirrel, Tom Bodet, Clinton jokes

But can we expect another joke about Dot giving Prince a handjob?

Slappy Squirrel is the best.

We’ve at least seen Joe in action with President Obama. You know his heart is in the right place. I’d vote for him if he picked Flavor Flav for his VP. Bottom line is true that Donald Trump must go!

Oh I’m well aware lol.

I’m not actually surprised by anything you’ve just written. Fast food preparation rarely ever resembles the way you would cook the same foods at home, or in a fine dining restaurant (or even most diners). But what you’ve described with the meats and eggs? That’s similar to a sous vide preparation. Granted, the quality…

Yeah, the question posed at the end of this post has a really incredibly obvious answer.