And then James May wakes up, realizes it was all just a dream and says "Oh cock." Then he goes and plays the recorder for YouTube.

HA! HE GOT HIT BY THE HELP!

That's nothing. I've done that many a time in Forza

I'm so torn by my Audi: It breaks so much, but now that I've fixed everything once, I know how it all works, own a VAG-COM and all the stupid Torx and Tripple-Square tools, and really have a feel for it. I found myself looking at another A3 for sale a few days back and going: "Well, at least I know how to fix it and…

tha playas are the game

Hate the game, JimZ. Hate the game.

Having been stationed at Minot AFB in the mid 2000's, I worked on this aircraft many times. It was one of the most memorable aircraft we had, in fact. Partly because of the nose art, partly because the damn thing was always broken. Nice to see it getting a new lease on life. Maybe the fuels shop at Barksdale won't…

I still like my tank idea. Sure there would initially be some broken windows by firing the mail up to houses from a tank but they'd get the aim down eventually.

Looking forward to voice activated self parking cars.

Do the drugs count as a tax write-off because they're necessary for work?

Nope. My IS300 (last produced in 2005) has the lever on the right, but the filler on the left.

I like it because it is subtle and restrained. Mature tastes.

But who will protect the gun from roadside gun rapists ?

10.) Fiorano (Ferrari)

I saw one of these at an autocross once. I laughed really hard about how someone thought that a 90s Ford could make any magic and kept laughing up until the point where they were best in class and had almost 15 seconds on me. Which is eternity when lap times stay around 50 seconds.

You've just won at cul-de-sac.

But in my collaborator dreams I would drive something streamlined, supercharged and preferably straight eight powered, excess mobile.

"While the feds have reduced the amount of time the license plate information is stored from two years to three months..."

"It is too bad zis little girly-man doesn't have enough muscles in his flabby little arms to get ze Ford GT into reverse, ja?"