He can actually work on them too. That's cooler.

Ferdinand Porsche is spinning in his grave, but not beyond 4500RPM.

Power wheels F150. $379.99

Statistically, the Mini will last longer than that marriage.

It sounds like you speak from experience.

Here's "the" picture

Even the gas station one?

The government? I stayed up all night making these in Photoshop!

it's alright if you like saxophones

Is she giving birth to the Indian in the Cupboard? Or some equally small Caucasian child?

The "This one actually IS a lambo" edition. Murcielago body, W16 motor.

"So, only like one of you can fit into this thing. It's okay, I can make 4 trips" [shit, this is a lot of work for a 5-way with a cripple]

Isn't that our right as 'muricans to buy unsafe vehicles that could turn us into people rotisserie? Where the hell did I park my Pinto?

Something about "blaze" and "van" brought this to my mind.

So, how firm is that $500 budget? I have a 97 wrangler that doesn't run, it was sold to me for $300 and she owed me some money so I called it even. It's the 2.5 four cylinder and the transmission won't go into 3rd gear. I could swap a junkyard motor and transmission into for a few hundred. But that would put me over…

We ended up with 18" total.

I am 100% down for the Jalopnik Trophy and turn it into a LeMons-esque adventure. Some rule suggestions:

Ricky? Julian? Those damn boys are at it again...