Can we just forget about that now and be happy for Moonlight? An unfortunate accident happened. No need to talk about it for a week.

Wait, is Emma Stone actually Best Picture?

And Warren Beatty.

Ugh…this is just shitty for everyone involved. Someone needs to get fired for this.

Damien Chazelle, possibly.

We will hear a lot about how La La Land literally got robbed in the coming decades.

Yeah, but maybe the big fat "Emma Stone" on the card should have tipped him off.

I feel bad for Beatty. A legendary actor and this is the moment he will be remembered for.

They accidentally switched envelopes of Best Picture and Best Actress.

There was just a jizzed condom in there.

Let's not get overboard yet with the progressivism. Baby steps.

And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to Suicide Squad.

#OscarsSoBlackAndGayYay

I hope you enjoyed the final actual Academy awards, because next year every award will go to "Triumph Of The Will 2: Trumpic Boogaloo".

Spoiler: La La Land wins best picture.
Spoiler news tomorrow: #OscarsSoBlack

He's just pissed his brother got there first.

Well, the oscars have been fine with rapists, molesters and abusers ever since.

Considering how one-sided the nominations appeared, I'm glad how evenly the awards are spread.

If these predictions come true + La La Land also snatches the Sound Editing Oscar, then there would be a new record for most won Oscars by a single movie. Make of that what you will.

Hidden Figures is nominated for best picture, among other categories.