Lebron is so badass he can stare down an older Mega Star while dunking. I wish Jordan was still young enough to deny LBJ of his rings like he did to the Mailman and co.

You are a fan of this, are you?

We get it LeBron, you want to be #2.

Good for you.

Jordan is still the greatest of all time.

then Lebron James stairs down Derek Fisher before he flops to the ground

This one made me uncomfortable. Suppose that's the point though.

Farrell is sending a point — we didn't say anything last time, but now you're just being dumb

I'm a Red Sox fan, and based upon the way Made-of-Clay has pitched this season I hope he gets a one year suspension.

I give him a year, tops, before he comes out with his signature line of Pineda Tar.

This is one of those things where I couldn't care less if a pitcher uses pine tar—whether or not it is explicitly breaking the rules—but I wholeheartedly endorse ejecting Pineda for being such a sloppy cheat.

Hell, I only get a CAPTCHA right about half the time.

99%? That's better than me...

IMAGINE! a boat that could travel around the world without using any fuel whatsoever! oh wait they had those 10,000 years ago nevermind.

I now imagining boats with unlimited power....

People who like ketchup and hot dogs.

Real speed is acceleration from when you are already rolling, like when you're merging onto a highway, or you're powering out of a turn on some backroad.

"Will Jackson Make Washington Better?"

I don't get why it would be THAT hard. For regular joe? Sure, but with Honda's backing? Just shove a CBR motor in there and call it a day.

Kind of looks like Sriracha to me...