You are dumb.

1) After the vines of his kid, I became an Andrew Hawkins fan

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

"Nice spirals."

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

So there are good cops. There are also terrible cops. It reflects the makeup of good/bad on balance when they have people like this speaking for them.

I demand a public apology from ESPN for working the public up into a frenzy over this fraud of a quarterback—and human being. Seriously, ESPN talks more about Johnny Douchebag in the first five minutes of any SportsCenter than they have talked about Andrew Luck this entire season.

Presto Flo: Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my hat...

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

At least 75% of those people just want to break into Valve to get some information about Half-Life 3.

There's a term for people like her: Fox News contributor.

It is so sad and upsetting to see a crazy, xenophobic American driving a Hyundai. If we can't rely on ranting racists to buy American, who can we rely on?

In Alaska they call this "campaigning".

Where the fuck were the pitbulls during all of this shit? Do your fucking job!

This kicking a woman on all fours in the shower is not "Alpha male shit".

These are the times where no punishment will fit the crime. I'll reiterate: fuck this guy.

This man was arrested without a scratch with the officers KNOWING what he had done and Ferguson, MO burns because a jaywalking, unarmed, black teenager was shot six times by a cop.

Good thing he's not in the NFL. They might suspend him for two or three games.

I think the most bizarre part about the reporting of this story is that people keep referring to him as War Machine. He's a piece of shit and shouldn't gain any fame or whatever based on this.

What a disgusting, sick, psychopathic, mouth breathing, Neanderthal bro. I hope he goes to jail forever. Good riddance.