I do agree with your premise but any one carrying a rifle (hunting or military looking one) in a coffee shop will cause me to panic.

Excellent piece Greg...wow.

The Xbox One is getting several new features in the next few months. There's a list of them here—notable ones include a Friends section, used to track what people on your friends are doing, including their played games and Gamerscores, and the Media Player app, which lets you play media files from USB devices.

The Prince of all Saiyans doesn't need one. Ask Dodoria.

You're probably less likely to be assaulted in one too, which is saying a lot if you've seen DBZ.

Prince Vegeta would never be caught dead in one of those.

which is magnificent. Transcendent five tool players, the both of them and god willing will go down as two of the most electrifying to play the game.

Go watch Friday Night Lights. Not that far removed from the truth.

You would be amazed at the men I know who speak about their high school athletic career as the pinnacle of their lives. It is really really sad.

In some towns, sadly, yes.

"confidential informant cadet Eric Thomas"

Counting Crows is awful. I'm sharpening my knife.

You lost me with your first sentence Rob. "Audio-visually soothing?" Fake dreads? Yeah those are awesome. And every time I hear "Round Here," at least for those first 3 seconds before I switch the station, I am compelled to seriously consider castrating myself. Thank God before I can go through with it, I have a…

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

Have you spent several hundred hours on something you just handed out for free?

Maddon has to be the whiniest manager in baseball. God I can't stand that guy.

Chris Archer kissed his bicep after striking out DANIEL NAVA last year. Spare me. When did the Rays become the judge of what's ok in baseball? But Joe Maddon is so quirky! Fuck off.

Maybe you should stop acting entitled and just be like "meh, i think i'll skip it instead of bashing it"..

Came here to see who would be the first one to bitch about another mod's price. Did not leave disappointed.

It's in a vault somewhere. Next to the Ark of the Covenant.