I don't need feminism because they're always complaining about the word "pussy."

Keep your head in the sand, please.

let's see if the pic posts this time:

How can you call NOT getting the 1970 VW van getting out of the divorce "just fine?"

I love this.

I really don't expect to come to Jezebel and see that a woman "made out . . . fine" from her divorce when a court recognizes that she is entitled to joint property.

I'm happy for her, but also a little bummed that she won't be doing menswear anymore
:(

Only here would I get shit for denouncing the fashion industry's unhelpful and racist policies. Few women can live up to the standards of no waists, no curves, and smaller breasts. Who better than someone who's body has a narrower waist because that person's pelvis wasn't meant to deliver a child. This isn't the first…

I was thinking I might actually be suitable for him until this. 1. Fuck you, man. I'll pet all the mystery cats I want until I can get my own emotional support animal. Stroking a good-natured cat for 10 minutes has done more good for my mental health than my doctor ever has. 2. I am the Queen of Parasitology. You…

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WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING HIM???

I used to love watching this show on our Vizio, while relaxing on the La-Z-Boy and eating Doritos (Cool Ranch flavor).

Yeah, that's right. I'm like the Carrie Bradshaw of middle America, bitches.

You're wrong. Berger was a fucking tool. But so was Aidan. Aidan was a dirty hippy and a closet chauvinist. He probably single handedly spawned the hipster generation.

No he wasn't. He had beady little eyes. And he was shifty creep. Like a gecko. But not cute like a real gecko.

Agreed. I think I'm pretty sex positive and not judgey, but I used to know this guy who said he could find beauty in every foot. He was pretty okay outside that, but I always thought he was a fucking weirdo because of it. Which in turn made me feel kind of guilty about judging his attraction.

He's the only baby I find adorable. I want to steal him.

Aww, I really just love him. I don't know if it's because I'm kinda wanting a baby right now and Prince George makes the funniest faces and wears these odd clothes on his little chubby body. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't care so much.

All feet are weird. Always.

Shit. I have elbow fat.

Jil Sander for the artsy, minimalist vagina.