So...shade is just passive aggression? My mom, throwing shade since before shade was a thing.

Well, the reason my mom's Barbies were so great was my great-grandmother (who was a seamstress) made all these sick vintage dresses for them. So it's not even really about the Barbies, but the homemade accessories.

Romance at its... finest?

Enough about the tiny dicks, what about the women with giant vaginas! They've been getting away with murder!

You're living the dream. This guy sounds like he's right out of a romance novel.

I'm just using a burner cause my normal account is basically my name all over the internet, and this is more for the guys privacy then my own (Cause I've no shame and see no reason to have any)

It's not a micropeen! It's a precision instrument.

As a former English teacher, this was a bit grating, but there were certainly LOL parts about it.

Thank god it wasn't just me. This was rough. Potential was there! But woof.

I love and look forward to Dirt Bag, but I had to stop reading this one halfway through. Maybe the difficult to read format is just growing pains, and I'll definitely read again next week but...this needs some work.

Aniston's trainer gets her to run by dangling a stable, committed relationship in front of her. It remains elusive but her body is amazing.

SERGERS ARE THE BEST!

Yep. It is so frantic and muddled. Couldn't get through it either.

I won't buy a new sweater unless I have money to drop and they have a good return policy because I will not play that damn game anymore. I love vintage sweaters in thrift stores and estate sales because they have proven themselves!

Oh thank you! I was reading all the praise in the other comments, while I was sitting here going "I could only make it through the review of InTouch before quitting. There are a couple quotes that made me smile a little, but overall it was just too much.

I really wish we could see a revitalization of the old Home Ec classes. Once they're stripped of the old future-housewife stigma, they're actually an excellent primer on How to Live As An Adult. Everyone (both sexes) needs to know the basics like sewing on a button, separating laundry, even making simple curtains.…

Well this is good news for me because I have been thinking of offering vintage clothing cleaning and repair services because no one knows wtf they are doing. Finally, my textile fetish pays off!

Let us also not forget that in the fabric of the future is actually jersey knit and most people don't have a serger to run that damn stuff through to repair it.

This was only marginally funnier than the acid wedding bullshit :-/