I submit this one:

Pumpkin Spice is the Spice Girls' "fat friend." She's so funny! And has such a pretty face!

I will admit to being among the freaks who eats pumpkin whatever well past December. As far as I'm concerned, it's completely justifiable as long as snow is a possibility (and in Colorado, that means May). It's less justifiable June-September, but honestly, that doesn't stop me.

I fucking hate pumpkin spice. That is all.

I love pumpkin and pumpkin spice. I am not sorry and I don't feel bad about it. It is definitely being skewered because it is seen as something women enjoy.

it was directed by Tom Schiller, who always did weird, bittersweet shorts. And they never looked better than they did there.

It was so sweet and it made me miss them both.

I don't know why people are complaining that the Jan and Phil short wasn't funny. It wasn't supposed to be. Also, it was one of their favorite memories from the show.

How do her boobs not move? If I danced around in that outfit I'd have two black eyes!

Hahaha, Lewinsky in a blue dress + Cumming. Doesn't that take you back?

It's not pretentious though, it's silly; it's a silly sentence. The tone is off—even to the rest of the piece.

"I excel at avoiding the ubiquitous. . ."

I really like the colors and the intricacy of the various patterns here, but yeah. 95% of this collection is Fucking Hideous. As Cavalli usually is.

SO agreed, however I have seen it happen on public transportation on several occasions, and I've even heard co-workers in nearby cubicles going at it - you can tell by the low, methodical "clip, clip clip" sound. It sends chills up my spine every time.

I agree with none of your points* and yet your conviction has convinced me that we should be friends.

That is an act of war. I mean, buddy is already clueless or selfish enough to put his/her naked feet next to another person who is a stranger to them, so already that is a bad sign. If those feet don't go down and stay down after I ask them to go down, we are going to have a problem. I don't have it in me to ignore…

That's fucking awesome.

So out of my med school class, we had exactly ONE guy go into OB/GYN and it was because his father and grandfather were both obstetricians.

You're not the only one! I am really uncomfortable with men who specifically choose to specialise in vaginas and beyond. It doesn't sit well with me and I don't really give a fuck about their feelings in the matter. Because I can, I choose to see female doctors (especially for gyno things). I feel much less of a power…

Am I the only person who feels really uncomfortable seeing a male OBGYN? I know it's silly, but it really sends me into a tail spin. When my old female OBGYN moved away, her clinic just sort of divvied up all her patients among the remaining doctors and I got stuck with a male doctor. I just quit going and let my…