I'm just going to say it and I don't care if people say I'm a bad feminist because of it- I would totally buy this. Not for the beach, but so that as a size 12/14 I can wear some fucking well-fitting shorts without it looking like my vagina is trying to eat them. Thank you and goodnight.

Chief James Carmody says her boyfriend [Oppenneer] was found decapitated in a park a day earlier. His head hasn't been found. It's likely that Oppenneer died of some kind of head trauma, but that couldn't be determined without his head being found, police said.

This is so awesome, considering what most people's image of this area usually looks like:

OK so I get all the comments about how awful the commercial is, but why is it so awful to want your clothes to cover your body? Why is that weird? If I wanted to show it all, I wouldn't wear a bathing suit in the first place. The fact that some swimsuits practically outline your labia is the problem. I can't be the…

Agreed. Same with very perky nipples, and slight erections. When your so-called "private parts" are somehow visible, it's very hard to focus elsewhere.

I'll be honest, I don't see anything wrong with a product that stops you from having camel toe. I don't want anyone to have that much information about me. I know a lot of women who insist on wearing leggings as pants with short shirts who could/should invest in a cuchini.

I don't get all the hate in the comments. Yeah the ad is cheesy, but I think it's a great product! I wouldn't want people looking at my business if I had camel toe.

Winner!

YES.

Ohhhh, 'Camelflage!'

Do your labia hang low? Do they wobble to and 'fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

Maybe if Kinja had to donate $5 for every one of these scam posts, it would encourage the developers to solve the problem once and for all.

Don't be absurd. Then you have to set rules about all cultural signifiers. I come from Africa, I wear African print. Traditional. I have chairs covered in African cloth. I am white. Funny thing is, a lot of this 'African' cloth was adopted from colonial Dutch fabric many centuries ago. Centuries of cultural…

Authentic Navajo blankets get really high estimates on Antique Roadshow.

How and why did Blake Lively get a THIRD Vogue cover? Has she done ANYTHING since Gossip Girl other than get married and have long hair?

I'm just gonna say I'm a little disappointed in Margaret Cho's lip synch. She was not selling it. My dear, if this were drag race you'd be sashaying away. But Kristen Schaal's placement in the video is perfectly in line with every character she's ever played (Ie: completely shameless). And this only proves there…

I know. A room without a roof always sounded like a bad thing to me. Or like something I'd accidentally do in the Sims.

Naw, mine is in Curlz MT. That is some serious fun. Half of it is in Wingdings so people get a puzzle and to find out I'm leaving all my estate to the poors.

Wow, so cute. Everybody looked like they were having so much fun!