If you lost your job but still spend $6 for a single scoop of ice cream instead of spending $3 for a half gallon at the supermarket, you’re an idiot.

If you order online, then the staff doesn’t have to touch money.

I volunteer every year at a film festival. Because you have a pass system in addition to tickets (plus a stand-by line), it gets busy and confusing compared to your standard movie. Some people get absolutely livid that they can’t just go have a seat after getting their ticket. They also get all flummoxed because the…

Agreed. Pass that list around every shop on the east coast of Mass and just be like “yeah no these people screamed in a teenager’s face, they never get ice cream again.”

People need to start snapping pictures and naming names of assholes like these. And then shops need to put up large print pictures of the worst offenders and ban them for life. 

As others have stated, flattening the curve is the first step. And by the way, if you take the definition of flattening the curve literally, it means no new cases. Or did you think it’s means “only” 30,000 new cases each day in the US, then people can go back to what they were doing without restrictions...?

We had three ornamental apple trees in front of the house I grew up in. They produced small fruit (cherry-sized or a little smaller), but they were so good. Not really big enough to eat as a snack, but we made jelly and applesauce that were really good.

One of these days, I’m going to set up a Mission:Impossible style…

TV does not equal Movies.

We have not seen the contract proposal, but writer credits, live every other part of the film industry, and commensurate salary structure are set by VERY strong union policy. TV does not hold anything close to the same weight in film contracts. The part about “an exception would set a troubling precedent in the…

You’re wrong. He wrote both The Proposal and Eagle Eye, both of which wer ehighly successful. It is true she had extensive production history on TV, but she had never written a movie and Hollywood doesn’t care about your TV experience. He had twice the experience as her and everything he had done was successful.

She should have illegally downloaded or song or something instead so she could go down in history as the first ever space pirate.

I'd say Jim Lovell was the victim of the first crime, cause he was robbed of walking on the moon. 

Nah. The first crime in space happened in 1975 with the release of Space 1999.

I bet a dollar “hacked” means “uses the same password for every account and didn’t change it”.

Clearly overlooking the animal cruelty of the 60s

The only appropriate defense in this situation.

Some call her the gangster of love.

From experience, I‘m going to need a qualifier on the second of your statements (work in ED/ER, we've ... found things in people).

As horrible as Amazon is they’re not any worse than big box stores.

If your metaphor is a flea market, then that makes Amazon the guy that owns the market...why isn’t your article about the sellers/vendors? Cuz they’re not easy targets with high media visibility? It’s like you’re not even trying