And this is precisely what I call my penis. How eerie!

......a very small bowl of crushed nuts.

We need to get Bad Lip Reading on this stat!

what’s an MRA ?

Living in middle of nowhere Canada for a while and Starbucks being the only non-Tim’s option for coffee, I heard “Just make it like Tim’s!” on far too many occasions. I often felt like making a smart ass comment about how the customer would like the Starbucks barista to go in the back and fish some stale coffee out of…

I am confused...

To reply to everyone who has replied thus far, it was stupid joke that for some reason took off in our area. They always expected to get their sandwich on an actual bun, but were trying (and failing) to be funny. As for how he served it to his last straw guy; he simply plopped the roast beef on the wrapper, poured the…

Or...gasp...just eat HALF of the bagel?

Sorry, I’m just curious as to what part of the country this would be where a “Chinese Person” would be such an oddity.

I am so confused and upset by this. What kind of psychopath would want a bagel with the BAGEL part scooped out? This is seriously something that was a COMMON request? WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Thanks for that. When I read that the lady wanted a dry cappuccino my first though was wait what? followed by like a martini? Though from the story I guess she could have wanted some ground espresso and powdered milk.

Not necessarily BCO related, but I HATE super soakers. I happened to be walking down a street & some asses thought it would be funny to shoot me on the right side of my face, near the eye/temple area. I just kept walking because I didn’t want to engage them in any way/shape/form. A week later, I had a grey curtain…

That first woman who doesn’t understand what “pairs”, “sets” and “PORK” means...

Starbucks has positively sensible naming conventions compared to a beer bar I worked in. Instead of listing the ounces, they named the four sizes pilsner, draught, tall boy, and hofbrau, which were 12, 18, 26, and 38 ounces respectively.The first of these is a type of beer, the middle two are serving styles that do…

so is dryness of a cappuccino (wow took me way too long to spell that correctly) just based on how much milk is in there? any drinks that are described as ‘dry’ confuse me.

I also order small, medium or large, but I never get corrected. Most of them don’t seem to care. Or they appreciate that I’m not wasting time learning their weird vocabulary and ordering like a normal person.

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

Yeah, I’ve seen servers swipe a card & not realize it’s not been read by the dang swiper, and accidentally let someone eat for free. A few times. Or of people forgetting to add their tip, like a million times. But I’ve never heard of someone faking extra tips on the customer’s credit card. How dumb is this woman, to…