Well, I don’t know if she has children, so a single person has less stuff like Karate practice. And if she lives in an apartment, maybe she’s never been to Home Depot (though for some reason my dad and several co-workers temporarily moved to apartments in a Twin Cities suburb and they decided they needed to go to…

I was going to ask. I don’t know for sure about Lyft, but If Uber and Lyft pay about the same, $150 is what the driver would make for 50 rides, if there is no milage involved. There’s got to be some mileage involved, and the company has to make some money. So a really short trip is going to cost like $6, so that’s…

As someone who in theory agrees with some of that, I don’t know, not any of my business, but maybe when she had the kids she wasn’t even poor?

When I read the headline, I was thinking he was trespassing or otherwise gathering the mushrooms in some way that was illegal, as these tend to cost some money and people steal them out of other peoples yards and such.

I do hope this $4 business is so that the family doesn’t have legal fees to pay as well. The loser sometimes has to pay both lawyers. But I can’t tell cause it just says $4, not $4 plus fees.

And why aren’t you just going to the movie early in the morning since you are there already? Then you have the rest of the day open? I thought at least it was going to be stop at the theater on the way to work and then see the movie after work. But,no, apparently it is get there in the morning and then find something…

I guess I should have read this first. I started the day with the free Dunkin Donut after buying a beverage, the beverage being the on sale 99 cents iced coffee. Then we were at a store around the corner from Krispy Kreme and got that free donut. And we ended up at Walmart, WHERE I HAD NO IDEA THAT THERE WAS ALSO…

Um...not up to them. Get the sorting hat to sort it out.

Oh, yes, so far all of those things I’ve had made from beets and apples or beets and pears are wonderful, but seriously they are mostly apple and have lots and lots of sugar.

I just can’t do this. Many reasons.

If true, how are you going to tell the Black bear apart from the Brown bear. They both come in multiple colors, and unless you’re really an expert can you really figure it out in the moments before it attacks?

Well, I really have not cared about this idiot enough to look at the linked video, but I did just now, and the person taking the video is asking for a card back. Does anybody know what she took? I’m wondering if it was her drivers license or something, cause obviously you do need that back. Twenty minutes later on…

Apparently so. Everybody who grew up in Texas knew what a football mum was, and you liked them or you hated them or thought they weren’t worth the effort or whatever. A friend not from Texas emailed me this joke thing that I mostly do not remember, stuff about Dr. Pepper I’m sure, but one line was something about…

Yes. I just thought it was going to be silly somehow, cause there is this woman and somehow she controls a monster. And I used to see everything at the second run theater, but for some freaking reason AMC decided it should be first run again, and this was before I got Moviepass so I was never going to that theater…

I don’t think the trailers were that bad. Honestly, I have Moviepass, and the trailer was enough to get me in the theater, and if the second run theater was still around I might have bought a ticket later if I had managed to go however many months without hearing the twist, but I would not have bought a full price…

Okay, so what would you have done instead that would get people in the seats without giving away the twist?

I have never had king cake, but I’ve at least seen them and if I plan maybe next year I’ll get one.

They should put it on a stick and try to get whatever flavor that used to be Six Flags Pink Thing.

Well, it’s cold, it feels good on the throat, and it is sweet without diet aftertaste. But the stuff I bought was just so stiff that I couldn’t get a spoon through it without leaving it out to melt for a bit.

Oh, they are super common, just a bunch of them don’t make it to court. They are common enough that a judge can bar you from filing anymore cases (though I forget the term for we aren’t going to waste anymore time with you because you are just annoying).