The servers at least have moms themselves, and if their moms are still alive they would probably rather be with their moms than yours.

Oh, seriously. Once we went to a place that you didn't need reservations for, got seated at our table, got up to go to the salad bar, and came back to find other people at our table, cause that's where they usually sit.

I was wondering if you would do this. I have heard this is the worst day ever for waitstaff, and sometimes they don't get paid much more than any other day for their efforts.

If you don't have problems with frequent power outages, buy a digital. They automatically switch to warm.

Switch to fudgesicles and ice cream sandwiches? No measuring involved.

Aren't they supposed to take you into a private room and ask you questions and then pretend that you donated or something like that?

I am very happy for you and your brain. And may you enjoy it for many more years.

I think at the fair it is required to eat something on a stick, someone on a bun, or something in/on a cone.

Oh, no, not at the state fair. Just when a person is at home eating lots of salsa and for some reason does not want to eat the salsa with a spoon.

I haven't tried the fried beer stuff.

I don't know. I don't drink, but there's beer cheese soup, and there's beer chili, and there is beer bread. All that is wonderful stuff.

Well, if you do not want salsa on a tortilla, maybe you could just eat it on a pepper or an onion? Also sliced yellow squash works, and vaguely looks like a tortilla chip if it is totally covered with the salsa.

Actually, I would totally try the fried scorpions if I had the chance. I do wonder if the bugs that look like seafood actually taste anything like seafood, but then I can't bring myself to do it. But a fried scorpion sounds like a gateway thing to me, cause it's just mostly fried thing that will mostly taste like…

I once worked somewhere for about six weeks while there was some screwup with paychecks, cause I transferred and got married/changed name the same week. I wasn't worried, I knew that they would pay me, but they were so upset that they paid me out of the safe. That was like twenty years ago.

See, I used to be a nice person, but now I would never do anything like work off of the books without tax forms and such. You could have had an accident, and he would have said that you weren't even working there at the time.

Was the first job for the psychic hotline? How were you supposed to know you were on the schedule?

I think it is plenty sad.

Since when has anyone we've ever talked about here done anything that was okay?

I am not familiar with IT Crowd. But Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory has trouble lying, so sometimes he comes up with really elaborate ones.

If you lie about being gay, especially to someone you work with and have to see almost every day, that's going to be seriously awkward.