When did Cam Newton get married?
Here’s a fun social experiment: Get on a Long Island Railroad train leaving Penn Station at 2am on a Saturday and see how many fights you encounter.
Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers? Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old? How do you know he isn’t a completely…
don’t worry some of us got it
that’s the joke
Old timer here. Did I ever tell you youngsters about the one year in the Federal League when they allowed runners to circle the bases as many times as they could. To counteract this they allowed the outfielders to ride horses. Well one day wouldn’t you know it old Cap Anson hits a line drive right into a horse’s…
This is like losing a ten dollar bill one day but then the next day you see a dog in a motorcycle sidecar wearing his own dog goggles.
C’mon Tom, it’s THE Deep State.
Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.
He wasn’t cleared by our medical staff
In contrast, when I played little league I knew a kid who played catcher without a cup. A hitter foul tipped the ball, it managed to bounce underneath the catcher and up directly into his nuts. It was so bad, doctors insisted he not run for months. He missed the entire season. I still wonder if he can have kids.
Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.
“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain
Chris Cillizza is the Reggie Miller of political commentary.
Chris Cillizza is the Ted Williams of ratioed tweets.
Or quoting lyrics of popular songs?
You mean dipshit tweets from when he was 14?
Films with long shots of just cornfields, ranked:
Field of Dreams is truly terrible.