For two years I have wandered the wilderness, praying to the baseball Gods for a story dumber than Drake LaRoche. Emma...thank you.

Luke Falk, QB, WSU: “Too soft, has empathy, lacks killer instinct. May become locker room divider.”

FAKE NOOZ!!!11 you snowflake cuck

GOD turned that water into ice, heathen!

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

Nobody beats him!

I wish every Masshole who treats Bob Fucking Kraft as if he were a saint; the guy who tried to move the team to fucking Hartford, the guy who was one of the first to legitimize Trump, the guy who more than anyone is why Goodell is commissioner, would line up and take turns eating my ass. Brady uses PEDs btw.

This is the beauty of Mike. Outside of the Yankees, he maintains he has no fan affiliation. He clearly favors players (like Eli), but regardless of the team, when he gets worked up. he sounds like the mouthpiece of the fanbase of that particular organization. On WFAN, all the main hosts are Jets / Mets fans. When they…

It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

To be fair, 1994 was an NHL lockout year, so the US team was stacked.

Trinidad & Tobago finally avenging that 10-1 hockey beatdown the US gave them at the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games

The problem isn’t that Strasburg threw in the bullpen. The problem is that Dusty had him throw 145 pitches in the bullpen.

Or if you’re a Native American.

Counterpoint: Fuck FSU

Is it a worse look than having a Native American caricature stamped on your 50-yard line?

Bullshit. Couldn’t have happened to a better team. Fuck Jimbo. Fuck Jameis. Fuck the Tallahassee PD. Fuck shoplifted crabs. And Fuck FSU.

Blessed art thou among touchdowns.

Rudy was offsides.