He’s not the only one.

Rebollero’s attorney went on to say, “My client is no stranger to hardship, which will come as no surprise to anyone who can read between the lines.”

This reference, complete with YouTube clip, was literally in the article above.

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

Yeah. Save your money for important stuff like the $5 million spent to determine if a ball was under-inflated.

Make them run around the bases after each HR.

You knew - you just knew - that as soon as those goddamn progressives got their way with gay marriage that random people would start appearing on TV. It’s a slippery fucking slope, I tell you.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

Only at FSU can a QB punch a woman in the face and the response is “at least it’s better than the last guy.”

This truly is shocking news. I can’t believe Sapp’s attempting to get back into the league.

He traveled.

Totally Agenda-Less Husband: Today’s Not Our Anniversary, Is It?

Actually, it was Sting and Jimmy Page who attacked the coach with the kettlebell. Diddy just stood around and said “Yeah! Uh huh!” a lot, then claimed the attack for himself.

I feel like I just read an article from the Onion.

A spokesperson for the team said Lealaimatafao had been suspended indefinitely followed today’s arrest

Still not the most disappointing Splash Brothers this week.

Maybe they can trade the name for some Turkish bank with tremendous upside.