The NCAA later sanctioned itself for giving unpaid players extra quarters.

Steph should of taken all his shots from the tunnel.

Muphry’s Law.

Is Guy Fieri calling this game?

Sources report: Likely to also drink them both up.

it is common knowledge in the legal industry that reports like this generally are written for the benefit of the purchaser.

How’d he get two fifth place votes?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

What a strange, worthless exercise.

That’s s red light right there, a pretty red light.

It’s an absolute shame that Deadspin - a site I used to love so much - has sunk to posting “articles” like this one filled with butt puns.

well ... not literally

*woosh*

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

So many viewers can't name tuba player on the Roots.

Can't blame the guy for trying to make the Maoist of the moment.

*you're

If it was their goal to surprise no one, they should've gone with Seahawks OC Darrell Bevell.

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed to...Catch That Onside Kick

Woman: [hears an argument about the amount of money professional athletes are paid for signing with a professional team]
Woman: [hears a struggle between two idiots]
Woman: [yells at husband to turn off that damn sports radio show]