On the plus side, those tickets would only cost $13,059.36 if your son is playing in the game

Adam Lane Jr. did it first.

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

If you're a vegan and do crossfit, which do you talk about first?

who knew the magic announcers were avid deadspin commenters?

Coach Whisenhunt: Sweep the leg.

How do you miss the plate by five feet? And more to the point, why is Pence diving toward the ball?

Lebron has been picking his own teammates for years.

Really, we ought to tip our hats to everybody else on the field. Look at that funky rotation angle of the turf. I wouldn't be able keep my balance, either, but I guess that's why those guys are the professional athletes.

Is it just me or have female sports reporters been knocking it out of the park lately?

Somehow, I'm working "like showing your neck to Dracula" into a conversation that I have today. It will be magisterial.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

OMAHA OMAHA OMAHA!

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

And it's a grown-up who helps decide which teams will be in the college football playoff.

Man, the Seahawks are going to be [sic] this year!

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Good on you, Josh. Your nephew was very lucky you saw what was happening. Some people don't realize just how quietly someone can drown.

Anyone else worried that he may have been sucked into the fuzzy vortex on his left?

...initial tests did not show any damage and that the Rams "dodged a bullet."