My favorite quote:

Clever advertising, incorporating the actual broadcast into Allstate's Mayhem shtick.

Lynch's own monosyllabic makeup presser...

...that laid a giant egg.

Time out, time out, time out, TIME OUT! Did you say Chris Webber?

+1 body bag

Utah Jazzy Power Chairs

This is what google brings up. Not sure how this relates to the NFL, so I'm not sure this is what he was talking about.

- Lovie Smith

For one thing, they shouldn't air dirty laundry in public. This season has had its own wrinkles, but they should irony them out internally.

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Looks like a public service announcement about the sensitivity of gingers to UV rays.

That's not how you elbow.

He must be dealing with a flood of emotions right now.

Unintentional grounding.

(And you also have nothing against ending a parenthetical with a curly bracket.}

"But his basic repeated statement was about focusing on the Lions, and SAYING protected from Lions defensive linemen Ndamukong Suh."

Said Cochran, "If your brain gets hit, you must... uhhhhh... ummmm... uhhhhh... quit!"

"And $1.50 worth of canned crab and cheese!"

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