[Reads article]

Oh, so you're saying the NBA took a proactive stanchion the stanchion?

"because this is getting out of hand."

Donovan: I think I might be done.

More like Landon Notdonavan, amirite?

Oh, wait, it's Cockeysville, MD. My bad.

Mo knows basketball.

Most of these guys seem alright, but that CJ Williams kid looks like he's straight out of Cockyville, USA.

Who knew Strasburg's warmup was such a laxative?

The NFL is just trying to follow the spirit of the rule. But I see a controversy brewing if Gordon's suspension doesn't get reduced. I mean, if you distill it down, they're both making the same argument.

You sit on a throne of lies!

As you can see from the ad, they also picked up Jason Collins but didn't have his action shot ready.

Cowboys: [Examine salsa]

But you buried the Leeds leads lede!

When I read this, all I heard in my head was a drunk Linda Cohn belting out a Greatest Shove of All parody:

Moby Chip

@UKCoachCalipari: Not walking on the road. Reminded me of the poem The Road Not Taken.

Hey, a little off topic, but did you guys see the Valentine's Day episode of 30 Rock this year? It was awesome. Jack wanted Lemon to do something special for the holiday and she decides to change Rockefeller to Love-a-fella for the day. Hilarity ensues. Man, that was a hoot! Wait, what was the name of that…

*Kruk

@9modano