Please don't compare yourself to LeBron James ever again. Thanks.

+carbon-14

This is like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure piece except that the adventure is actually just a maze and the only choice is whether it's worth your time to keep trying to figure it out.

Check your math.

See, those Lambo leaps are tougher than they look!

Both goalies stood on their heads when they had to.

The BluntSide

The Breakfast Snub

"We didn't want to jump to conclusions, but we were prepared that if this decision came down, we were prepared to move forward that way, NBPA vice president Roger Mason Jr. said." NBPA vice president Roger Mason Jr. said.

I know, right? At least let the players stick their tongues out first.

Spurs win!

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"Belichick's proposal is simple and logical, wouldn't slow down the game, and would INSURE more correct calls."

Couldn't care less. In fact, I don't think my feelings on this could get any Luker.

I like to think that he was really going to meet up with ol' Ray and Egon to bust some... wait... his name is Peter Sh... Nevermind.

I have the CD. I have not watched it yet.

...for the rights to coach Jim Harbaugh...

Pretty sure Mark ran into Butt, if I remember correctly.

It’s a fake. Bongo is always telling these stuck-in-a-lettuce-bag stories. He cuts it out for a while when I call him out on it. But eventually, someone brings up bagged lettuce and he regenerates another tail.

You see Billy it's like this, you leap or you get leaped. And you got leaped.