“stock is sacred”

It’d be kinda apt to see someone partake in skeleton bobsledding, whilst wearing such attire.

I’m not going to call you any kind of liberal, or even a conservative. Just an idiot and a probable racist.

This is the sort of shit cops should actually be useful for, and guess what, they did fuck all. 

when are they coming

It wasn’t a date.  He’s married.  She was being polite and he’s being a creep.

No but only because he was the villain long before he was rejected lol

Is this a real life case of someone becoming a villain because the girl turned him down for prom?

I like that the final question gives you the chance to turf the rest of the survey outright.

“I call it. . . the Footlong.”

I once had to aim my 79' Monte over a big buck that was just randomly lying dead on a country road late at night in the fog.  By the time I saw it it was too late to make a big move so I just steered it so the body went under my car between the wheels, I still remember feeling the head/antlers on the floorboard as the…

I was driving a huge Class A motorhome. It’s sundown, on the Cassiar Highway. For those of you who don’t have reoccurring urges to drive across north America, from east to west, then head northwest through Canada and Alaska to the point that the road literally ends, the Cassiar might not be on your commute list. It’s…

Waiting for ACME to deliver his order to catch the Road Runner

Not even canids pay attention to road rules in LA.  

Was he painting a tunnel on the side of a mountain?

That sounds very much like the attitude of wild Turkeys, who will literally attack your vehicle if you’re courteous enough to slow or stop so as to avoid hitting them. I’d love to see a Swan vs. Turkey bout, now I have to go look on YouTube....

Last guy was like “I’m fine, I’m fine, I meant to do that”

I used to ride my bike late at night in Los Angeles; cooler weather, no traffic, insomniac.

I went to a high school with a several hundred acre campus. Pretty darn nice.