I mean, are ankle monitors somehow not a thing for underage Nazis?

Wow! Wow! Wow!  Thank you Jason for featuring the video I put together.  It was definitely a labor of love, but I wanted to do something unique to document the front end swap process.  

“Every time he does something now in his life, there’s going to be someone picketing?”

“Every time he does something now in his life, there’s going to be someone picketing?”

It’s a motivational tactic.

God grant me the confidence of a SpaceX engineer

Aside from the disgusting way this violates patient/doctor confidentiality, why do I get the feeling that some of these Sheriff’s reports are going to list the person having the procedure as the criminal and the rapist as the victim for having the pregnancy terminated without their consent!?

Oh, right! Because we live…

Yes, let’s keep promoting the idea that you can watch media in the car that you’re supposed to be driving. This with “Autopilot” is downright negligent. 

If he knew more than like 12 pop culture things, it would be fun. 

There’s a reason why it’s on concept vehicles, formula cars, and airplanes and not on production vehicles.

1) That steering wheel is immensely stupid and was designed by someone who hasn’t operated a car. It might have some progressive steering where low speed, full-rotation maneuvers are handled so you don’t need to go 720 degrees, but come on.

Smh not to mention, the list of crimes he “helped” solved included some of the weakest, non-violent shit possible. Dude may as well have been telling on metro fare-hoppers. FOH, clown

I suspected that the end of the “chaotic Trumpian news cycle” would mean the end of Barf Bag. While the former is a great relief, the latter is kinda sad. (Not “SAD!”, mind; just the regular kind, like we used to have.)

I’ve never been so happy to see a column that I loved go away!

Thank you for all the barf!

I’ll miss Barf Bag. I was just thinking earlier today how nice it is to open google news and not be immediately presented with a picture of Trump or a stories about his lately stupid antics, and so quickly too. 

Self-identifying as a “memelord” is already so cringe as to annihilate your credibility on the issue.

So many things...

They’ve formed a cult following of people who believe whatever they say.

I can never figure out why people in the public eye lie like this-stuff that is so easily verifiable. 

He referred to Hitler as Führer when he checked visiting Adolf’s vacation home off his bucket list.