Well if he wants it so badly he could just resign. If he isn’t president the First Amendment no longer applies. 

No offense. Perfectly good post; fun, light, appropriate snark. But I wish we could have seen what Fancy Kristen would have done with this. Moist grey poupon? Servants acting as a keel to keep it stable? A fleet for rounding up Narwhal?

I think this is what frightens me the most. He has gotten away with so much by now that he feels emboldened to openly kill off the essential services that facilitate democracy. It's not a move that people can chalk up to incompetence or indifference as we're so used to doing. He is strategically and openly saying "I'm…

Whatever happened to Elon’s ring record attempt? Did I miss that or did he fail and just never mention it again?

In the US, because that’s like 7 Christmas cards for every man, woman, and child in the country?

One thing to note about the USPS. The election is NOT a major event for them! They handle nearly 500 million pieces of mail on a daily basis. Only 130 million votes were cast in the 2016 election. If double the amount of votes were cast this year, thats less mail than typically handled daily and this is not all at…

Can we just talk about how the first time he’s actually been honest about his conduct it’s admitting he’s openly tampering with the election so he can win.

I won’t begrudge Porsche for benchmarking their vehicle against a common standard like the ‘ring. (That doesn’t make the ‘ring definitive, but it is helpful as a reference.) But I wouldn’t advertise coming in 2 years late to statistically tie.

I’m only a teenager and people dismiss us as insignificant

If the Democrats were worth a single shit they would immediately call for an emergency session and vote on another impeachment this weekend and do absolutely everything possible to force Trump into creating a very public constitutional crisis.

Is sideways aero a consideration now, at least for cars meant for the track? Seems like it’d be a good thing for safety if race cars were designed to stay down regardless of the direction of travel.

a 0-60 time of ‘downhill’

Having too many Tabs open will do that.

Those sound like qanon, child-trafficking obsessed people rather than just regular anti-maskers. Both are shitty, but the former is definitely gone beyond saving. 

It’ll really help your game to still be alive, if nothing else.

Men feel emasculated wearing masks, and the risk of having one’s lungs fill with fatal amounts of fluid is worth it to avoid looking like a dweeb. Following safety guidelines is weak or something

Someone who had just left G/O posted a while back that the team that handles that crap was reduced to two people. That would slow things down quite a bit if they are prohibited from gripping the user lists and banning any Lizardo who is not the real one.

In their defense, they have cancelled literally hundreds of his accounts, but don’t have the tools to prevent him from making new ones with a different username, but the same screen name and avatar. They don’t have IP banning. I don’t see Great Hill Partners investing in any more vigorous tools either.

He’s currently copy/pasting replies on Jalopnik, where not as many people recognise his act.  It’s ridiculous. Just spam everywhere.