Okay, this is amazing. Thank you for giving me a very much needed distraction tonight!

I think when the JPL runs out of ideas and decides to crowdsource, the idea should be worth way more than $15k.

These saved my life in 1990. A drunk driver trying to make an offramp sent me into them at ~50mph in a flimsy Rabbit GTI. It was the ONE time in my life I was driving without a seatbelt. We were all seriously bruised up but fine.

Four years ago, a woman garnered millions more votes in this country.

We’re dying out here, bro.

Rich guy Bradley has a backyard. Lives next to fancy Kristen.

the links are missing on almost all the bullet point stories on mobile. 

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

And hopefully not the “number of airborne flips by a car" record.

This is a Koenigsegg spoiler alert.

Meanwhile, David Tracy...

So I’m going to buy an Echo, then buy this to disable my Echo and piss off my dog at the same time...?

I lock the bedroom door to keep the apples out.

Well, don’t leave us hanging, man. What was causing the squeak???!?

pulling my shirt to my nose for a quick sniff to see if the BO I’d been breathing for the last 20 minutes was me or my Lyft guy (him, totally him)

I’m not sure why it looks so pissed, though. Maybe it just hates vegetables.

This right fucking here. It’s so hard to give a shit about anything Porsche produces. Even the GT3RS has become ‘just another car’, to me that is.

Seriously. I get that it’s a classic, iconic shape, but at this point Porsche is so afraid of angering the purists that they’re going to keep this styling until the heat death of the universe.

So basically Jason Torchinsky?