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He probably would have, if he had any cash and knew how envelopes work. 

The cost will be covered by your monthly Toyota+™ streaming subscription. 

“If we defund the police how will cops keep us safe!?!?”

Known Liar Lies About Wanting To Help The People Who’s Suffering He Caused

Imho $600 is just enough money for people who don’t need help to feel like they got something. They can go spend that on Apple watches for their cats or whatever and be happy. Meanwhile us normal folks can go spend all $600 on necessities and still be as fucked as before.

Too little too late.

I hate the internet so much. 

No, it’s Marsh Law, a reality show about muddy game wardens.

Just don’t offer any cabinet position to Fancy Kristen; she’d never take a demotion like that. 

Fwiw I’ve always assumed anyone with multiple jet-skis is a plutocrat. 

It’s gotten so bad lately, I’ve been reading GMG sites less and less. I still like the content/writers, but the site barely works! Pages always crashing, comments near impossible to load, and more ads than my eyes or my phone’s CPU can handle.

IMHO, it’s pretty fucking sad that “someone shooting a gun randomly” isn’t just a possibility, but a very likely possibility. 

I’m wondering the same. Surely it can’t be too cost prohibitive to turn the car 90 degrees when it’s already in the tunnel. They’d at the very least get an entertaining video that would get covered on jalopnik. Free-ish PR. 

I’d be somewhat happy if they’d just stop actively making it harder and harder for me to just enjoy this website. 

THIS^

Confirmation aliens are real is gonna come in a Friday night news dump, I can feel it

If you think Gizmodo should ignore all the shit going on in the world and just stick to aliens, you should probably find a new website to read.

I’m a fan of Gizmodo but there seems to be no ceiling to the amount of ads they are willing to have.

This is what I was thinking too.

My aims here are to expand our coverage, build out amazing video and podcasts, and give you more of what you love.”