Massive wing? Really??

“This thing, on the other hand, is freakin sweet.”

Don’t worry I’m sure they’ll sell you a dog collar to disable your bracelet. 

It’s what keeps Jalopnik going tbh

“...if you didn’t know what you were looking for, it would just float into the background as an anonymous Porsche.”

From your link...

Can’t wait to watch them rescue that crane

Faster ET than a Dodge Demon, but less than half the trap speed. Not too shabby!

I’m ok with that

Add an N badge and some sporty paint and I’m sold

“...a Hyundai that will enter production in Mk2 form costing a lot less than £100k”

by the way, anyone clicking that link hoping to see a member of Congress drenched in slushie, sorry to disappoint but...

“Can someone please remove this annoying fucking thing from my face?”

I’m gonna need a transcript of them reading the transcript. Also a transcript of your comment. Otherwise I don’t know what to believe. 

I always scroll past the trump tweets as quick as possible, because nope thanks, but I feel like I’ve seen “READ THE TRANSCRIPT” everyday for like a week..?

^accurate 

I demand to know how you acquired this actual photo of my cat

This is 100% Very Cool™ of course, I love seeing ridiculous cars being ridiculous in ridiculous places...

Enhance!

Obviously I don’t ride in the Cullinan, it’s just one of the many support vehicles in my motorcade. You sound like one of those peasants with less than 6 cars in your motorcade. Scoff.